Sometimes the internet can be a great place.
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
Today is Malala Day! Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani blogger who drew global attention after the Taliban shot her in the head for advocating girls’ education, is celebrated her 17th birthday yesterday.
Please join us in raising your voice for girls worldwide: http://uni.cf/GS14 #GirlSummit UNICEF
i wanna see… wanna see ‘em dancing… strolling around on those—whadya callem? Oh… feet.
Flippin your fins you don’t get too far, legs are required for jumping, dancing..
up where they walk… up where they… run. Up where they stay all day in the suuuuuun. Wandering free, wish I could be…. part of that world….
What would I give if I could live out of these waterrrrrs? What would I pay to spend a day warm on the saaaand?
You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk
by Fall Out Boy
if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you.
by Panic! At The Disco
because it helps to remember this every now and then.
Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….
I literally threw a mini fit
The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.
I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.
And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.
THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs
THEY ACTUALLY CHANGED THE SIZE OF THEIR FUCKING ELBOWS
GODDAMN NO WONDER BEAUTY IS UNACHIEVABLE
they all look like queens before Photoshop tho