nostopdasgay:

str8nochaser:

My thug has been completely murked and my ovaries are staging a coup on my sensibilities. 

Be warned… this kid will make you want to have progeny. 

this little boy is tearing me apart omg

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

katieintherealworld:

lmprovident:

oMFG! 

I’m in love with them together.

dancinginblood-andscars:

sexhilaration:

young leo is so fucking hot

Dem eyes though

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent 

geekethefreak:

I’m doing an art project relating to the Internet requiring screenshots and thought what better place to look than tumblr! So, if you reblog this (likes don’t count, sorry!) by Monday, April 29th I will take a screenshot of the front page of your blog and make it a part of my project.