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sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

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because i know things

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i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face

usengageun:

Today is Malala Day! Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani blogger who drew global attention after the Taliban shot her in the head for advocating girls’ education, is celebrated her 17th birthday yesterday. Please join us in raising your voice for girls worldwide: http://uni.cf/GS14 #GirlSummit UNICEF

usengageun:

Today is Malala Day! Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani blogger who drew global attention after the Taliban shot her in the head for advocating girls’ education, is celebrated her 17th birthday yesterday. 

Please join us in raising your voice for girls worldwide: http://uni.cf/GS14 #GirlSummit UNICEF

langleav:

windflowerkissme:

langleav:

i wanna see… wanna see ‘em dancing… strolling around on those—whadya callem? Oh… feet.

Flippin your fins you don’t get too far, legs are required for jumping, dancing..

up where they walk… up where they… run. Up where they stay all day in the suuuuuun. Wandering free, wish I could be…. part of that world….

What would I give if I could live out of these waterrrrrs? What would I pay to spend a day warm on the saaaand?

langleav:

windflowerkissme:

langleav:

i wanna see… wanna see ‘em dancing… strolling around on those—whadya callem? Oh… feet.

Flippin your fins you don’t get too far, legs are required for jumping, dancing..

up where they walk… up where they… run. Up where they stay all day in the suuuuuun. Wandering free, wish I could be…. part of that world….

What would I give if I could live out of these waterrrrrs? What would I pay to spend a day warm on the saaaand?

mattkeanshair:

gothiccharmschool:

yesbrendonurie:

cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco

risingstarsandfallinglights:

degenerate—beauty-queen:

angelofthelordvevo:

cringing:

birdvswindowpane:

unfriendlyjewishhottie:

themaskednegro:

fuckedupgal:

themodifiedlife:

ndnickerson:

because it helps to remember this every now and then.

Also did anybody else notice that they removed the “Elton John’s AIDS foundation” logo from Miley’s picture? Fuckin’ agendas everywhere….

I literally threw a mini fit

The fact that they even touched up the woman in the BACKGROUND of the Selena Gomez pic is crazy.

I’ve said this every time it comes on my dash but please also notice that a lot of the women get photoshopped lighter.

And that´s the reason why nobody should try to be that thin, because that thin doesn´t exist in reality.

THIS IS SO SATISFYING TO LOOK AT I LITERALLY STARED AT THIS FOR LIKE 12 MINUTEs

THEY ACTUALLY CHANGED THE SIZE OF THEIR FUCKING ELBOWS
GODDAMN NO WONDER BEAUTY IS UNACHIEVABLE

they all look like queens before Photoshop tho